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Griff Jenkins' Mother to Address Republican National Convention

ST. PAUL, Minnesota (Ucs News) -- The tearful Isabella Jenkins delivered a powerful speech to the Republican National Convention today. The mother of the slain Fox news reporter Griff Jenkins took the stage with Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
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Sarah Palin To Record Re Mix Of Pretty Hate Machine

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will be joining Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor to record a remix of the industrial metal album Pretty Hate Machine.
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Levi Johnston : Very Lucky to be alive

(ST. Paul : Minneapolis) Ucs News-- Levi Johnston must be the luckiest guy around. I have to admire him, messing around with the Alaskan governor Sarah Pailn's daughter takes some real balls on his part.
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Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Abandons Family to Become President

Overachieving Alaska Governor Sarah Palin says she would much rather run for Vice President than take care of her husband and five children. In addition, she claims she actually wishes to be President. 'F*ck 'em.
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Did McCain's captors really need his permission to release him from the Hanoi Hilton?

In Thursday's speech at the Republican National Convention, Sen. John McCain described his time as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.
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Seven days of Sarah Palin

Oh, Sarah. A week ago, , and now we . Isn't this how forbidden love is supposed to feel? So wrong that it can only be right. Sarah, we wanted to hate you for your , but then we heard about the , the part-Eskimo husband and, of course, .
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John McCain says he works for us- unfortunately, we are downsizing

Last night during his acceptance speech at the RNC, John McCain said, he Awesome, that means we get to fire him! If you've never run your own business like Sarah Palin has, you probably aren't used to firing people.
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We're going with the rumor: Track Palin vandalized a schoolbus and joined the Army so that he could avoid jail

Please, Jesus, let this one be true. Track Palin, Sarah's teenage son who is shipping off to Iraq on Sept. 11th, apparently joined the Army to avoid jail. Most of Track's senior year was , which is unusual.
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When did you fall asleep during John McCain's speech?

A big heaping number of Americans , hoping to get just one last glimpse of Sarah Palin's stems before she's extradited to face charges in her home country of Alaska (which happens to be very close to Russia. Hmmm...
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From The Feed: YouTube's 'Can You Speak Freely' Presents: Do You Know How To Pronounce Maverick?

Some thoughts on the term 'Maverick,' by a man who should be warning teenagers 'not to go up into them there woods...
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From The Feed: Closet-case professes love for Palin

Filed under: I love Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin, Vice President Palin, McCain/Palin, McCain Palin, Election 2008
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From The Feed: One man in the dark talks Palin

This man accurately depicts Sarah Palin as if she is a voice living in a lonely
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From The Feed: The John McCain Car Bra

while also protecting your car from pebbles and debris!
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RNC vs. DNC- this about sums it up

RNC: Video of fireworks.
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Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain

DAYTON, TN?A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin?author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary
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Sarah, Will UB My BFF?

Hey S! How R U? U R So Gr8! U R so right: When you wear that beehive and the schoolmarm glasses, people really take you seriously! You go, girl! How come those angry liberals don't get it?
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Which Candidate Will Give Us the Change We Need?

Which candidate will give us the change we need? How can we tell who's giving it to us straight? Who's going to fight hardest for us? And whom are they going to fight with? Who has a better plan for the economy?
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Hip Hop Republicans

Move over, military intelligence. Make room, jumbo shrimp. You've been demoted, short-sleeved dress shirt. I have a new favorite oxymoron. Introducing the ! I'm sure that's exactly what Kool Herc had in mind.
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I Will Reconfigure My Junk to Get Closer to Rachel Maddow

On this historic day, your MSNBC show debuts, and a fragment of the cable news network will finally be able to see what I see, to know what I know, to feel what I feel.
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The RNC Double Dactyl

'Deus lo volt, bitches!
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Sarah Palin's Presidential To Do List

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Picking a Veep

Back a few weeks ago, John McCain called me. 'My friend,' he said. 'I need your help.' Being totally apolitical, I absorbed this uneasily, but, what the hell, helping old friends out is what I do. It's this Vice-Presidential thing.' He said.
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Sarah Palin's Grand-Baby-Daddy

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Voting for Vaginas

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Stray RNC Thoughts

Liberal Media: With of Palin's paint-by-(hateful)-numbers speech. Communists. Pretty in Puke: Cindy McCain's Thank you, SUV tax credits. Rudy Giuliani, Former Mayor of 9-11: Shhhhh.
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Soccer Mom To Suck Off World's Greatest Dad

Evangelical Christians Enter 10th Day Of Vigil Outside Your House September 21, 2005 Bill Gates' Wife Worried He's Lying In A Ditch Full Of Money Somewhere July 21, 2004 Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality May 20, 1998 Hair Carefully
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Palin On Abortion: Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term

General Political Philosophy: Chestnut brown with amber highlights Advice For Women Beginning In Politics: 'If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington.
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McCain: Country First, Vet Second

ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA- Considering all the bombshells regarding Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin since her national debut a few days ago, some in the GOP have openly wondered if Senator John McCain thought all of this through before announcing his VP choice
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The Sarah Palin Affair And The Secret Baby

EDITORIAL The Sarah Palin Affair and the Secret Baby There have been a lot of investigations in the media this past week which have tried to delve into Sarah Palin's background.
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People With That Brain-Eating Virus Should Really Just Take A Sick Day

I know we live in a career-oriented society, but if you ask me, people's priorities in the workplace are all out of whack. Sure, everyone wants to shine, to be that 'go-to' gal or guy, but sometimes it goes too far.
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